002 | Video
Sep. 16th, 2012 10:04 am[Pyro's back! But this time he's not wearing his ridiculous costume, because, well... What's the point without the flamethrower? He's lounging on a couch in one of the common rooms.]
So, I'm curious. If those've us with powers have to find ourselves neutered when we come here, why not the bog-standard humans? Because it's really not on that I could get the shit kicked outta me by some Olympian human with nary a way to defend myself. I say-- in the interest in fairness and all that rubbish [He waves a hand.]-- we have the Admiral cap all the humans out at like 25% strength. Then everyone loses equally in this shoddy system!
[He laughs. No, he's not really expecting anything to come of this.]
Anywayyyy, [He waggles a pack of cigarettes at the camera.] I've got a pack of ciggies and no way of lighting them. Anyone got a spare lighter?
[He actually does have a lighter, but he wants MORE. MOOOOORE.]
So, I'm curious. If those've us with powers have to find ourselves neutered when we come here, why not the bog-standard humans? Because it's really not on that I could get the shit kicked outta me by some Olympian human with nary a way to defend myself. I say-- in the interest in fairness and all that rubbish [He waves a hand.]-- we have the Admiral cap all the humans out at like 25% strength. Then everyone loses equally in this shoddy system!
[He laughs. No, he's not really expecting anything to come of this.]
Anywayyyy, [He waggles a pack of cigarettes at the camera.] I've got a pack of ciggies and no way of lighting them. Anyone got a spare lighter?
[He actually does have a lighter, but he wants MORE. MOOOOORE.]